get that girl a medic
or at least a decent massage therapist.
amazingly enough my front porch is not loaded down with kegs of guinness from internet strangers willing to help a girl through a time of need. the result? things are getting critical. my back is in knots and this morning my neck joined in the pretzel shaping contest. nothing quite like wrestling with an over active and very determined toddler when you have to move like a robot to keep from sending your pain receptors into overdrive. i'm not much of one for taking meds of any kind but i'd sell my left kidney for a couple of muscle relaxers today. too bad there are laws about selling body parts on ebay. does bartering count as selling? hmmmm. i'll have to look into that.