D'nile ain't just a river in egypt.
overheard at the local grease pit:
slightly overweight woman to the slightly overweight man she's dieting with: "oh no!! i'm off the chocolate. eating all that chocolate is how i put on all this weight!!"
slightly overweight woman to the grease pit waitress not 5 seconds before the previous statement: "i'll have a bacon cheeseburger with extra mayo. oh!! and fries too, please."
uh huh...right...the chocolate's to blame.